Word
is Eminem is making a comeback after a 4-year hiatus rumored to be fraught with
marital strife, writer’s block and junk food binges. The album Relapse
will be out around Christmas and the single “I’m Having a Relapse” has already
been leaked to the web.

The
leaked cut suggests he hasn’t lost an ounce of his anxious tenacity or jagged humor. ‘How the hell did he manage to get more
felony charges?/ He’s already got life in jail now what the hell is his
problem/ Well to be honest, the smell of these chronic leaves make me hella
demonic/ They compelled me to kill this elderly man an’/ I get these panic
attacks, pop a Xanax relax/ Tryna stick my f**kin’ d**k inside a mannequin’s
ass …’ 

I
know Eminem has drawn the ire of gays for saying anti-gay slurs every other word, but
I’m looking forward to his antics. 

- Wilbur