We wrote about alleged killer Harlow Cuadra, and the ongoing crazy gay porn murder case. Well, Cuadra’s theories on how to appear innocent have recently surfaced, and the content shows a man who is clearly delusional, or just plain dumb.
According to Cuadra, his looks and style will win over the jury. He wrote in a letter to a friend, “Remember it’s the jeans that made me look like I have a fat ass, not my
fat ass that makes those jeans look fat … A good-looking defendant is
harder to sentence.” He goes on to say, “Image matters a lot. Notice all the close ups of my face? Yeah, they
use that youth killer look to make those papers fly from the stand.
Thank God I shaved.”
So not looking fat and shaving will save him. Hmm, good luck with that.
- Andy
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