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MANHUNT Daily Breaks 1 Million Contest

Want free shit? We know you do... MANHUNT Daily has reached 1 Million visits, thanks to you guys!!! To celebrate this benchmark, we are going to give away fabulous prizes including:

• (5) 1 month memberships to MANHUNT
• (5) DVDs (a choice between Another Gay Movie or MANHUNT 2.0 porn)

What's the catch? All you have to do is comment on ANY entry, old or new, before noon Friday, April 3, 2009. We will select 10 winners on Friday--the better the comments, the more likely you are to win. In order for us to contact the winners, make sure you leave your real email address when commenting.

Good Luck!

- Team MANHUNT

UPDATE: The winners and their great comments are revealed after the JUMP:

Michael Phelps Porno Doppelgängers Strike Again

A lot of you "didn't see it" when we posted about OnTheHUNT model Ashton's striking resemblance to gold-medalist Michael Phelps. Well, that's all fine and dandy... but can you really deny that Phelps is practically twins with Fratmen.com's Michael? 

The ears! The smile! The goofiness! It's all there. There's one difference that's clear--Michael Phelps can't possibly be this hung. How would he fit that monster into his speedo?

- Dewitt

For some NSFW of Fratmen's Michael, follow the JUMP:

Hey You! Get Those Nuts Out of Your Mouth!

If by some miracle you are reading this post while licking a guy's balls, you may continue to do what you're doing. But if you happen to be chomping on some pistachios while cruising MANHUNT, stop what you're doing immediately! The US Food and Drug Administration has advised that all pistachio consumption should be avoided until an examination of possible salmonella contamination is completed. Just looking out for you!

- Dewitt

When Snuggies Go Too Far

Holy crap, holy crap. Like most of you, I was a little obsessed with The Snuggie. I didn't go as far as New York promoter Robert Valin and plan my birthday party around this notorious blanket with sleeves, but I watched that damn commercial like 50 million times. 

While some of you may find the above photo disturbing, I actually think utilizing the Snuggie as a blowjob concealer is rather creative. Why didn't I think of that? Just throw on your Snuggie and a pair of crotchless panties, and you're ready to "make love in the club" like all the other cool kids.

But yes, Snuggies can go way too far. The terrors are far too shocking to be placed on this front page. You've been warned.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Robert Valin

To find out how Snuggies can go too far, follow the JUMP:

Is Chace Crawford Ready to Cut Footloose?

So Zac Efron ditched the Footloose remake to pursue a career as a serious actor? I think it's more likely that he was afraid all these musicals would add more fuel to the flaming fire of gay rumors. 

I mean, I seriously think everything about his career is calculated to make him look more heterosexual--that photo shoot with the boobs, not smiling on the red carpet (to conceal his "gay face") and I could go on. I wouldn't be surprised if that whole earwax thing was intentional. It's like, "Look! Zac is so dude-like and straight that he's even a little unhygienic." Oy!

But while I sit here coming up with conspiracies to prove Efron's homosexuality, other things are stirring in the Hollywood scene. Apparently fellow pretty boy Chace Crawford has his eye on the lead role in Footloose. I'm uncertain about Crawford filling Kevin Bacon's shoes, but I am certain of one thing--Chace is a total 'mo! And by the way, I hear he's a top...

- Dewitt

Why Should We Still Care About Jesus Luz?

Photos of Jesus Luz walking along the Ipanema beach in Rio have made their way to the gay interweb, but I'm not exactly clear why we're supposed to care about this guy anymore. Sure, he's a model with a great body, but he was always a total butterface. If I hit that, I'd totally have to put a bag over his head.

I know this dude boinked Madonna and all, but why else should the gay community care about him? Madge has gotten sexy with plenty of guys, and pictures of them don't pop up on blogs every time they take off their shirts. Can't we all just move on and gawk at someone worthwhile? Suggestions are welcome.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Splash photos

Beau Breedlove Judges Donut-Stacking Cockfest

Love him or hate him, Beau Breedlove has definitely been making the most of his fifteen minutes of fame. There was the CBS News interview with Ross Palombo, the Unzipped cover and... er, Cockfest? 

That's right. Portland's Voodoo Doughnuts enlisted Breedlove as a special guest judge for their annual Cockfest. The competition involves several men stacking and balancing donuts on their oversized members in hopes for a $400 cash prize. 

Apparently sleeping with the mayor is more intriguing than a bunch of donut dicks, because attendees were said to be much more interested in his presence. Do you think he made plans to test out the guys on his own "donut hole" after the event? I mean, the shop and Breedlove do share a slogan--"The Magic is in the Hole!"

- Dewitt

Kathy Griffin Loves Her Gays (And Their Marriages)

We've had our issues with Kathy Griffin in the past here at MANHUNT, but even if she doesn't return our calls... we appreciate that she's contributing to the fight for marriage equality. Kathy stands by her view that we have more important things to worry about in the world, implying that this shouldn't even be an issue. 

I'd have to agree with her, but some politicians believe that the mere action of approving a bill would take focus off the economy. Forget the dicks... Kathy needs to slap the bullshit out of Vermont governor Jim Douglas' mouth!

- Dewitt

Aural Only: David Guetta and Kelly Rowland

Sasha won't be feeling too "fierce" once this song hits the dance charts. It's pretty much destined to dominate! Kelly Rowland's last two solo projects didn't do much to bring her outside of Beyoncé's shadow, so the girl clearly needs to ditch the R&B and release the dance diva within!

This song is like a clubtastic mash of Coldplay's "Clocks" and Leona Lewis' "Bleeding Love". I'll be very surprised if this isn't played out in every club this summer. Even the most butch guys will succumb to this slice of purely gay heaven from David Guetta.

Can't get enough? Check out this video of Kelly performing the song live. Forget what you've heard about a diva being "the female version of a hustler," because this is the true definition. Work it!

- Dewitt

An Open Military Means Bareback Orgies Ya'll

Don't Ask, Don't Tell has certainly been a controversial issue. The opponents of the policy are starting to smell victory, and naturally the proponents are getting desperate as they double down with ridiculous theories. Traditional Values Coalition's Louis Sheldon and Andrea Lafferty have written a doozy:

"Imagine the impact that the rampant spread of STDs, including HIV would have on the military? How will the military handle the spread of these diseases in the barracks? How will the military handle sodomy in battlefield situations? Imagine the impact that sexual favoritism would have in subverting military cohesion?

A homosexual Sergeant who was in love with a member of his company, could protect his lover from battle – or send a straight soldier into harm’s way just to punish him for having the wrong attitudes about homosexuality. Straight soldiers could be denied promotion by militant gay officers. The military chain of command would be undermined.

In addition to the coming persecution of straight soldiers, what about the unrestrained drug and sex antics committed by young male homosexuals? Homosexual sex is consistently related to drug use, including crystal meth and other sexually-stimulating drugs. What sort of chaos will be caused in the military by bare-backing parties and other forms of homosexual orgies? There is also an effort by the White House and Congress to legitimate drag queens/transgenders in the military, too. The normalization of these behaviors are in many bills being pushed through Congress. This will impact the military as well."

I know it's a long one, but it's too rich with crazy to not include in full. Militant gay officers? Bare-backing orgies? Persecution of straight soldiers? Where to start!? These two are clearly not living in reality, but that's not surprising.

What do you guys think of this ridiculous tirade?

- Andy

Photo Credit: Flickr