My philosophy? Any guy who claims to be a total top is probably just close-minded. In the past, I would have been put off by such a statement, but I've learned over time that even the toppiest tops can become versatile with a little effort. […]
Day: July 19, 2009
Must Watch: This Gay Loves His Bacon
What's funnier than a gay who loves his bacon telling Bette Midler jokes?
Cock-a-Doodle Do Me: Jimmy
Gather around, my dear size queens, as I tell you the tale of a boy named Jimmy. His haters would throw insults such as "fugly unibrow dude" and "butterface" in his direction, but he got the last laugh when he whipped out his gargantuan 11-inch […]