Oh, those crazy heterosexuals! Big Sausage Pizza is probably one of the most hilarious straight porn sites in the world. In every one of their updates, a naive girl goes wild after her pizza man opens the box to reveal his hard cock sticking out through the pie. It's essentially "Dick In A (Pizza) Box".

But does a New York Times article signaling the end of "pornographic movie industry" plotlines mean that these folks are going out of business? Not necessarily! The article goes on to note, "In lieu of plot, there are themes." 

This is good news for me, because I was really worried about living in a world without lines like "I'm gonna eat this sausage before my husband comes home." Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go order a pizza and pray that it comes with sausage I didn't order. Fingers crossed!

- Dewitt