Sham Wow guy… no contest!

ShamWow guy. Are you sure that’s not TONYA Little?

ShamWow for sure !
Tonya little is like a chick and Billy Mays had that horrible dyed hair !
Tonya little cumming would sound like a chick while Mays would be so loud, he would wake the neighbors.

sham wow definitely, only if i had to, but they’re both annoying

The sham wow guy is hott

Definetly Sham Wow guy.

ahhh SHAM-WOW
who the fuck would do the other guy?

you just know the sham wow guy has a monster cock

Deffinetly the Sham-wow guy. Hands down. Some guys have too much muscle.

NEITHER, sham wow is a drunken/prostitute beating fool and i dont even know if the other one is a man…

Since both are gross I would have to do the most annoying one–pounding him from behind HARD AND AGGRESIVE. Oh, and the most annoying one is definitely Tony Little.

The Shamwow guy, hands down.

Neither.

Blech! Billy Mays has ruined me for any other pitch-men, not that either of these choices could be considered “men”

sham wow guy

duh, sham wow!

you never know, vince might actually be an imposter so you an’t bank off that alone!
he also fails as soon as he comes in contact with fabric softener.

Not really into either, but I’ll reluctantly take the Shamwow guy (apparently, I’m gonna love his nuts).
Still would rather either/both of the Pitchmen (alive, of course).

Ah yes, pre-Sham-wow guy did testify that we were gonna love his nuts….because of the food chopper he was pitchin’….I still would not do him….his one chameleon eye creeps me out too much.

Shamwow, if I had to choose between the two, but I’d rather just have any of the many BowFlex guys. Damn, those commercials got me through High School.