Whenever a gay porn star decides to cross over to music, my immediate thought is that they shouldn't quit their day job. Sure, Colton Ford has done a decent job in the pursuit of this dream. I mean, his voice is good enough that Cyndi Lauper let him hop on one of her tracks (after he made a cameo in her "Into the Night Life" music video). 

But honestly? I'd much rather watch him getting sandwich-fucked in a hot group sex scene. And while I recognize how whole-heartedly selfish it is to say that, I sincerely hope that porn couple Aden and Jordan Jaric don't give up fucking on film to pursue a career as The Jarics.

Yes, the Falcon Studio stars have just dropped their debut single on iTunes. It's called "Hit Me Up", and it sounds like a rejected track from the latest Ashley Tisdale album. The funny thing? I almost mean that as a compliment. Hear a longer preview over at The Sword. I'm almost tempted to make this song my ringtone, purely for hilarity's sake.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Men Magazine/Falcon Studio

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