Photographer Thomas Synnamon is bringing us a new hottie, at least new to me, with his new spread for French magazine Sensitif. The guy's name is Michael and he's damn sexy!

It's mostly him posing in his underwear, which is all I need! Well… I wouldn't mind if he took for the underwear for at least one shot, but this is enough to get my Halloween night going!

- Andy

Photo Credit: Thomas Synnamon/Sensitif

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For the past two weeks, UK hottie Robbie Williams has been dominating the competition, but this time around the Weekly Top Ten has a brand new number one. Lady Gaga has stepped out of second place and taken over with her new single "Bad Romance". Despite my previous skepticism, I'm actually quite happy for her.

While we're talking feelings, I have some news that may put tears in your eyes. This week, we're forced to say goodbye to Robin Thicke, Alicia Keys, Owl City and Adam Lambert. I guess the invasion of the slow(er) jams didn't work out so well? Proving that a faster pace can't even save you, Weezer and Medina didn't even get a chance to compete. Both were voted out in the Wild Card round. 

If you're new to the Weekly Top Ten, you should probably know about our initiation process. Every eligible participant must hold the dildo of wisdom between their butt cheeks while I explain the rules. Luckily, the dildo of wisdom is on vacation, so I'll just explain them without its guidance. Each week you'll be presented with ten songs. You get to vote for up to three moving to the next week. From those results, we'll take the five tunes with the highest percentages, a song we saved and four other contributions. These selections will make up the following week's charts.

So how do you get your favorite song on the list? You can try to kiss up by shipping Malachi Marx to your friendly blogger's doorstep, but it might be easier to just leave a comment and suggest your jam for next week. We listen to nearly every song you recommend, and if it's got an appropriate amount of pizazz… you might see it here next week!

- Dewitt

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For the past two weeks, UK hottie Robbie Williams has been dominating the competition, but this time around the Weekly Top Ten has a brand new number one. Lady Gaga has stepped out of second place and taken over with her new single "Bad Romance". Despite my previous skepticism, I'm actually quite happy for her.

While we're talking feelings, I have some news that may put tears in your eyes. This week, we're forced to say goodbye to Robin Thicke, Alicia Keys, Owl City and Adam Lambert. I guess the invasion of the slow(er) jams didn't work out so well? Proving that a faster pace can't even save you, Weezer and Medina didn't even get a chance to compete. Both were voted out in the Wild Card round. 

If you're new to the Weekly Top Ten, you should probably know about our initiation process. Every eligible participant must hold the dildo of wisdom between their butt cheeks while I explain the rules. Luckily, the dildo of wisdom is on vacation, so I'll just explain them without its guidance. Each week you'll be presented with ten songs. You get to vote for up to three moving to the next week. From those results, we'll take the five tunes with the highest percentages, a song we saved and four other contributions. These selections will make up the following week's charts.

So how do you get your favorite song on the list? You can try to kiss up by shipping Malachi Marx to your friendly blogger's doorstep, but it might be easier to just leave a comment and suggest your jam for next week. We listen to nearly every song you recommend, and if it's got an appropriate amount of pizazz… you might see it here next week!

- Dewitt

To check out the charts and vote, follow the JUMP:

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We've already talked about posing too hard, but there's something to be said about not posing enough. And what exactly is that something that should be said? Quite simply, don't do it. You don't want to look like a mannequin in your profile photo, so avoid taking a straight-on photo with your arms to your side.

I mean, how often do you stand like that in real life? Unless you're flexing your muscles for the camera, your profile photo pose should look as natural as possible. If you insist on taking a straight-on photo, try crossing your arms or stretching them over your head. Just remember–rigid is never sexy. Well, unless it's a hard, rigid cock.

- Dewitt

We've already talked about posing too hard, but there's something to be said about not posing enough. And what exactly is that something that should be said? Quite simply, don't do it. You don't want to look like a mannequin in your profile photo, so avoid taking a straight-on photo with your arms to your side.

I mean, how often do you stand like that in real life? Unless you're flexing your muscles for the camera, your profile photo pose should look as natural as possible. If you insist on taking a straight-on photo, try crossing your arms or stretching them over your head. Just remember–rigid is never sexy. Well, unless it's a hard, rigid cock.

- Dewitt