hahahahaha “your personal definition of hot” = travis the obese dude, the homophobic country singer, and pineapple boy the islander with the ridiculous hair.
so what happened was that you invited travis, first and then him and the honky tonk singer ended up together and you let pineapple boy suck your cock while playing with his hair. i would have loved to be a fly on the wall that night.
dewitt you are so deliciously funny.
otherwise no i have never been a third wheel.

Yes, once I was on a “date” with this guy, which really just meant we were having a drink before going back to his place to fuck. Anyway, this other guy that I had been circling was at the bar that night too, and while I was in the bathroom – - “date” guy told guy #2 that we were interested in a threesome with him. It’s not that I wasn’t interested, but he didn’t even check with me. We went back to date guy’s apartment, and started in, and then I discovered that he wanted to bareback, which I did not want to do. So, he ended up breeding the second guy, while I sat on the couch and watched, jerking off.

Where do I begin…I had arranged a threesome with a married, ‘straight’ friend of mine and a hot guy I knew from another website. After a couple of bottles of wine, we preceeded to the bedroom. Well those two REALLY got into each other and I was left to play ‘lube boy’! I wound up sitting on the edge of the bed watching a porn. Never again!

This is the exact same reason I cited against so-called “spontaneous threesomes” when it came up as a topic. IMO, threesomes and group sex need to be planned very well and in advance. The coordinator needs to make sure everybody is into each other or else: disaster. Everybody has to trade pictures or be already well known by each other or by at least the coordinator who knows each participant’s likes and dislikes. Killing the spontaneity doesn’t sound very thrilling, I know, but the alternative is not only NOT thrilling but also super awkward and embarrassing. Believe me, being the 3rd wheel in a supposed foursome (at my own place!) happened to me once and I made damn sure it didn’t and won’t happen ever again!
Any story of unplanned group sex that turned out to be hot is only pure fuck luck.

wow, that has to be the most narcissitic post i’ve ever seen from you dewitt. you usually try to play it very pc, like you love all body types and think everyone is hot (well at least the guys you feature from guys with iphones or similar, not so much celebs) so as not to offend anyone, and now you tell this story about meeting one guy who was so hot you were suprised he was into you, and then this other guy you you thought looked hot until he took off his clothes, and then another guy you “let” give you a blow job (you’re a regular mother theresa).
Well i guess now we know the real dewitt, not that i’m suprised, most of us gay guys are narcissistic to a fault, but its just suprising since you always play it so pc.

lol @ matt. i was also laughing at dewitt being so “kind and gracious” that he “let” someone suck his cock (purely for their benefit of course), its not like dewitt actually got off or anything.
lol dewitt is quite vain sometimes.

@ Matt, Oh give me a break! Everyone has eyes! What would you do if you’re sitting there with someone you invited over thinking that they were going to do something? I just think these queens are jealous of Dewitt.

lol @ Mark. i actually think dewitt is probably really hot with a big cock, he is just a bit vain sometimes

And this is why I try not to be offended when I read your shallowand ridiculous posts Dewitt, Because although your’e a narcisstic hot mess—it is sometimes amusing….
I think everyone would be interested to see what you look like Dewitt- This could be…illuminating.

Dewitt’s being real and that’s good.
Keep it coming, Dewitt.

This is exactly why I don’t do the “group” thing. Also I’m far to selfish to share …Dewitt I’m sure those two guys regretted not including you.

i experienced the situation bfore. that was my fucking buddy wanted to be 3some, then i searched and got 1 guy in a website, he agreed to come with his boyfriend. so, we got 4 some, afterall. both me and my buddy were excited coz we got bonus 1 guy, lol. then, at the time of playing, all were good… those 2 guys look nice, hot and amazing. however, 1 of them were fancy on me and didnt like my fucking buddy much. that guy sucked me like crazy; as a result, i got a scratch on my head cock, oucchchh!!! it really turned me offf. then i was not in the mood of playing more. my cock was back to soft. my buddy kept playing with them. then, they were moving to fucking part and my buddy asked me to join. well, the scratch obssessed me, so i didnt join. i ended up sitting on an arm chair to watch them playing!!!!!!

I usually don’t weigh-in, but I just want to remind everyone that this is MANHUNT DAILY. Calling Dewitt vain is ridiculous in this atmosphere… if you didnt appreciate looking at naked men you wouldnt be on this site. So whats wrong with saying that a certain body type doesnt appeal to you? Nothing. We all have our preferences. Everyone has come across profiles on here where theyve quickly clicked on because they didnt think the dude was attractive.
And your cruel snap reaction to all this – making fun of Dewitt and insinuating that he’s not an attractive man – is just chidish an truly reveals some deep-seated insecurity of your own. The only reason you’d be upset is if you didn’t have any self-confidence in your body or self-love and therefore cast yourself in the fourth man’s position.
Arg… I hate queens. Why can’t we just leave POSITIVE comments? To take the time to right something negative just demonstrates a real sadness on your part.
Apologies for the rant. Love to all.

hey d i think its just the opposite, dewitt is probably really hot and hung like a mule, thats why i don’t mind his vanity so much (same reason i don’t mind malachi marx being vain) when you are hot you can get away with things like this.
we all love dewitt’s posts he is unwittingly funny at times, especially when he thinks with his dick which is more often than not.

Alex, maybe you haven’t been a “third wheel”, but I bet you have been likened to a “spare tire” plenty of times- especially in your uncouth approach to things.
And D – while I tend to agree with your ideas, how can someone who seems to have such a good command of the language make such glaring errors while typing in a blog? Like “Everyone has come across profiles on here where theyve quickly clicked on because they didnt think the dude was attractive.” What are you saying here? And please reread it first before responding- it really makes no sense, besides missing the two apostrophes. And “making fun of Dewitt and insinuating that he’s not an attractive man – is just chidish an truly reveals some deep-seated insecurity of your own.” Maybe you were going for “childish AND truly reveals”? Sad to see such an obviously well-read and intelligent man paying so little attention to what he is typing.

randy you don’t strike me as a hot man, so i’m going to tell it like it is in your case, and not sugar coat it at all.
you are extremely anally retentive, that is not intended as a compliment btw.
so once you are done checking everybody’s spelling and complaining about my “uncouth” approach to things, can you please remove the stick from your anal “hemisphere”?

no stick there, Alex- sounds like you sure have a bug up your butt, though. I simply have always believed that we were taught proper spelling, vocabulary, and diction in school so we could use it as we move on in life- and I see nothing wrong with doing so just because this is a blog. I blame the massive amounts of texting going on these days for so many failures in being able to properly spell or construct sentences (does anyone even know what “diagramming a sentence” means, any more?), and was never so happy as I was this past week when driving through Rhode Island to see that it is now illegal there to text while driving. You would think this would be a no-brainer, but there are folks who actually believe that their ability to drive safely will not be impeded by trying to watch a phone screen as they finger a text message with one hand while pretending to steer with the other. (“Drive safely” meaning they won’t hurt anyone else, either) Seeing people talk on hand-held cell phones while driving is bad enough, but the arrogance of someone thinking that they have the right to endanger other drivers’ lives just to text their sweetie or bud amazes me.

Your post made me laugh, Randy.
It was classic. When somebody is met with an formidable argument, or when they have nothing intelligent of their own to say, they instead choose to rip apart what small, obvious, irrelevant errors in spelling or grammar.
Was my post so provocative to you that you HAD to respond but had nothing intelligent to say.
*sigh*
CLASSIC.

Not in a sexual situation but i did accidentally ‘crash’ a date once- i turned up for the meeting of my town’s local gay and lesbian group not knowing the meeting had been cancelled and seeing 2 guys from the group i sat with them for around an hour before getting a call saying the meeting was cancelled. It was a while ater that i realise that this was probably a date (which was later confirmed when i saw them kissing at a bar dwn the street) embarrassing….