I've made a New Year's resolution to go to the gym more often, and it'd be a lot easier to fulfill if I knew what gym Brendan and Dennis worked out at. These two seem to be having a lot of fun on the equipment, […]
Day: January 5, 2010
Celebrity Skin: Ben Barnes
I've been lusting over Ben Barnes since he was in the film The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian and hoped that one day I would get to see him naked. Apparently someone heard my pleas and in his upcoming flick Dorian Gray (already released in […]
A Father & Son Jerk Off Together
Has Straight College Men's latest scene gone too far? They've paired their model Rhett with an unlikely scene partner–his own father. Luckily, it doesn't quite reach the incest factor of The Peters Twins' hardcore fucking, as the two men only jerk off on a couch […]
Hot Flash: Murray!
If I ever make my way to Detroit, I plan on tracking down photographer Murray Grondin (affectionately known as Murray!). Why? Because I'd like to shake his hand for delivering so much hotness to the world. I'd also like to do other things to him, […]
Are Avatar & Pocahontas The Same Movie?
Am I the only one on the planet who still hasn't seen Avatar? After all the raving about the special effects, I'm thinking I'll need to remedy that in the near future. Although I wasn't planning on seeing this movie for the plot, I was kind […]
Quickie: A Little Bit of Jesus
Every time I look at Jesus Luz, I can't help but think, "You are the man who puts his penis in Madonna's vagina". But even nasty thoughts of the Queen of Pop's cavernous cooch couldn't stop me from wanking to pictures of this guy. Though […]
Can New Jersey Do It?
The New Jersey Senate will be taking a vote on marriage equality legislation this Thursday. Senate President Dick Codey told NBC New York, "We're gonna post the bill and see what happens… The members for the most part said go ahead and post it." Though I'm trying […]
Invasion of The Toe Shoes
We've already spoken out against the fashion monstrosity known as
Would You Hit That?: Jake Pavelka
You couldn't have paid me to watch the premiere of The Bachelor last night. I have no interest in watching a bunch of hetero bitches looking for true love on national television. Shows like these are probably a greater threat to the "sanctity of marriage" […]
Album Review: Animal by Ke$ha
Ke$ha's debut album Animal is wildly two dimensional, and those two dimensions are "party and bullshit" (with emphasis on the former). Depending on how you look at it, this is either a compliment or an insult. If you can handle Ke$ha's unapologetic "I threw up […]