Considering that I spend several hours a day staring at a computer screen, you could probably guess that my vision isn't too spectacular. So I'm just going to come out of the closet and say it–I wear motherfuckin' glasses. Because I'm a completely vain asshole, I have a tendency to take them off in pictures and during sexual encounters. Also, they get in the way for the latter activity.
My glasses were the bane of my existence for quite some time, but I've learned to embrace my four-eyed sexiness. This lesson was taught to me by a certain Texan businessman. He specifically asked me to keep my glasses on during our little rendezvous, and it was an incredible boost for my self-esteem. Well, at least for the part of my self-esteem that wears glasses (if that makes sense). It also helps that he had one of the tightest asses I've ever fucked, though that's a topic for another day…
But I should probably stop bragging about my sex life and start asking the important questions. Do you think glasses are sexy? And if you're a fellow bespectacled man, have you ever had an experience where someone preferred you with your glasses on? Bring on the answers, particularly if they involve slutty stories.
- Dewitt
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