Do you cringe every time you see the words "no fats, no fems" on Manhunt? Yeah, you're not the only one. But could you imagine what it'd be like if there was a site that strictly enforced a "no fats, no fems" policy? Hey, it could happen! It wouldn't be too far off from BeautifulPeople.com…
The elite dating site with a "strict ban on ugly people" has dismissed five-thousand members for packing on pounds over the holiday season. "Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model," says the site's founder Robert Hintze. Wait, this came out of the mouth of an actual person?
Honestly, this reminds me of one of Sue Sylvester's lines on Glee–"All I want is just one day a year where I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties." Speaking of which, did anyone catch The Biggest Loser last night? Kidding, kidding…
- Dewitt









