Oh, Malachi Marx! Despite what some of "a single gay fragment" in his body and retirement quite often. First, we caught you having sex with a woman on camera, as you
Day: February 24, 2010
Woof Alert: Scott Jordan
Move over, Herman! There's another man named Scott coming to town, and this one likes taking dicks up his butt. Better yet, he loves it. If you're as much of a sucker for bottom bears as I am, you'll bust a load or two watching Scott […]
Who Would You Rather?: Dante Edition
What happens when two amateur porn stars choose the same fake name? Obviously, we make you decide whose dick you'd rather suck. Between Dante from Frat Men and Dante from Chaos Men, who would you rather? It's quite possible that this will be one of […]
Quickie: Jamyle McClelland
Pardon me while I faint for a few minutes. I don’t understand how it’s taken us so long to stumble upon sexy model Jamyle McClelland, but my dick seems extremely happy that he’s entered my life. Of course, I’d be even happier if his dick […]
Terry Richardson Does The Jersey Shore Boys
No, photographer Terry Richardson isn't literally doing the male cast members of MTV's Jersey Shore, but he did snap a few shots of them for Interview Magazine. Watch as DJ Pauly D, The Situation, Vinny and Ronnie pose with an old hipster dude. You'll laugh. […]
Joe Rogan’s Got A Locker Room Stalker
Almost every gym has one of those creepy guys who'll follow you into the locker room. Some of them stoop even lower, practically living on an unoccupied bench in hopes of a few peeks at some sweaty jock dick. My gym's sleazy dude (who surprisingly […]
Hamlet + Sassy Gay Friend = Much Better
From the people who brought you the musical stylings of "Harriet Tubman: The Sexiest Abolitionist", now we have this lovely retelling of Hamlet that asks, "What if Ophelia had a sassy gay friend?" Here's a hint: the impact would bring drastic changes to William Shakespere's […]
On The Download: Sugababes, Zooey & More!
Listen up! Or you can listen down. Hell, you can even listen while going down on someone, but the point is that you should take a listen to these free mp3 downloads that we've rounded up for you. From Kelly Clarkson covers to sultry pop […]
I Fucked Your Meme Last Night
Okay, so maybe I didn't fuck the Bea Arthur Mountains Pizza meme, but it's so good that I wish I could. This is literally one of the best things I've ever seen, and I want to send a gift basket of dildos to the genius […]
Aural Only: Ke$ha
Little known fact about my lovely co-blogger Andy? He's absolutely obsessed with Ke$ha. While I'd love to join him by indulging in this guilty pleasure, the truth is that I experience absolutely no pleasure when this chick's voice meets my ears. If I had a […]