Just The Tips: Exit Strategy

February 21, 2010
tfeeley
Just The Tips
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exit strategy

They can't all be winners, right? Every now and then, you'll come across a guy who looks totally hot online, but doesn't live up to expectations when you see him IRL (that's "in real life" for the less geeky amongst you). Then again, it might not just be looks. Perhaps he smells bad or surprised you with his overly kinky sex dungeon. The point is–you could really use an exit strategy in these situations.

Thankfully, the lovely ladies at GeekSugar have compiled a list of cell phone apps that can get you out of a bad date. And guess what? They work for hook-ups too! With Fake A Call, Fake Calls and other such apps, you can schedule your ringer to go off exactly when it's time to get out. Normally we wouldn't encourage dishonesty or faking emergencies, but we know some of you are too passive to downright reject someone.

- Dewitt

Nex

my phone doesnt support apps.
Prada
i never really quit on someone at least right away,
but i think someone once quit on me.
the call wasn’t fake, but he went to the bathroom prior to that and then there was an “urgent call”
Bubba

Why’s the guy running from a BEAR?! You offend my people.
TJ

LOL good one bubba bears rule!!!!!
Bubba

Thanks, TJ. Burly and hairy beats pink and twink anytime.
Sol LeTaire

I once went out with a very hunky Brazilian professor. So not only was he cute as hell, but he was so very interesting to talk with. After our second date we started fooling around at his place. We ended up naked on his bed, me kneeling behind him on all fours. He wiggles his tight butt in front of my groin and says the all pleasing words, “I want you to fuck me.” I get him to suck my forefinger and slowly begin massaging his hole. That’s when I felt something. Thank goodness we left the lights on because I immediately went into inspection mode and found two or three genital warts around his anus. It almost looked like he had tic-tacs stuck to him. I very calmly flipped him over, kissed him gently, and said that while I was sorry to seem like a tease, I wasn’t ready for that step yet. I left rather quickly after that – half naked, carrying my shoes and shirt through the parking lot.
mikall

forget the bullshit “apps”
A simple “I appreciate you coming over but this just isn’t gonna work”
Everybody gets rejected sometime & a little honesty won’t hurt either party for long.
NJ201

I was 15 and met up with this 18 yr old I was talking to on AOL. And we finally decide to go and meet – I’d only seen his pics from the waist down and he was packing at least nice inches. HOT – and I was really curious to bottom.
Well we finally met at my place cuz my parents were out and I was soooooo upset. He had this acne patch on his face – which I can deal with cuz it’s just a bit of acne. Everyone gets pimples. But then he talked and walked like such a flamer that I was soooooo turned off and I needed an out – quick.
Luckily moments after him stepping in I happened to get a phone call from a telemarketer – I pretended like it was emergency and asked him to go and we’d reschedule.
I saw him recently – him a college grad and me still in college and his acne cleared up but he seemed to become a bigger chick. Such a shame becuase he had a nice dick.

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