Now I've got a confession, and some of you aren't going to like it. In fact, I can already hear the "you're on crack" comments coming from a mile away, so let's just get this over as fast as possible so we can move on to other topics. I want to have sex with Jake Cruise, and I've felt this way for a very long time.
Back in my younger and twinkier days, I submitted an application to appear on his site. This wasn't because I merely thought it'd be a great way to get into the industry. To be completely honest, I wanted nothing more out of the situation than an opportunity to have sex with Jake Cruise. They wouldn't have even had to pay me.
Not only do I find this man attractive on a physical level, but he also looks like he's incredibly talented in bed. Think about it–few of his models are legitimately good actors. They don't have the ability to fake the expressions of ecstasy on their faces. They're obviously loving every minute of this sexy daddy working their bodies, and I'd love it too!
Call me crazy or whatever names you'd like. It won't have an effect on my desire to be mauled by this manther. Who knows? In the future, you may see me plowing him from behind on his site. Never say never…
Photo credit: Jake Cruise
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