To your left, we have an alleged promotional picture from Twilight: New Moon, featuring budding actor Taylor Lautner. To your right? A sexy hunk from Terra's The Boy series. I don't know about you, but these bodies look extremely similar. Though some folks have said that the original Lautner image may have been a fan creation, I'm convinced there's something else going on here…
Clearly, Taylor Lautner is a bodysnatcher. It's quite apparent that he flew down to Brazil to steal this man's perfectly sculpted abs. All of this talk about "working out" and "eating healthy"? Poppycock! He's obviously a monster. Or maybe even a robot. That would explain his acting abilities…
- Dewitt








