Some things aren’t meant to last, and it seems that Chris Salvatore‘s “Dirty Love” is one of them. Even though the song managed to take first place on last week’s 2010 Song of Summer countdown, it fell off faster than you can say “Kylie Minogue just ripped you a new one with her strap-on”.

Luckily, Mr. Salvatore has good company in the loser’s circle. Christina Perri, Wynter Gordon and Scissor Sisters couldn’t get enough votes to stay on the charts, so we had to send them all packing. Better luck next time!

So how does this all work? If you’re a Weekly Top Ten virgin, why don’t you stroke Kairi Jeffries‘ spectacular abs while I explain the rules to you? Each week you’ll be presented with ten songs. You get to vote for up to three that you’d like to see move on to the next week. From those results, we’ll take the five tunes with the highest percentages, a song we save and four other contributions. These selections will make up the following week’s charts.

Wishing there was a “none of the above” option? Well, quit your bitching and tell us what you want to see on the charts by leaving a suggestion in the comments. We listen to nearly every song you recommend, and if we think it’ll have a chance… you might see it here next time around!

- Dewitt

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Let’s face it–people hang tacky pictures in their homes. You may even be one of those people, whether you know it or not. Since it’s better to be safe than sorry, it’s highly recommended to avoid such framed images while taking your nudie pics for Manhunt.

Honestly, no one wants to look at a picture of your Aunt Mildred sniffing some flowers. Most likely, they just want to see your dick. Tackiness of this nature can distract potential suitors, and it’s easy to avoid by snapping your shots at a neutral location.

It’s not like we’d turn down the cutie above for making this mistake, but it’s hard to masturbate to his picture when there are a bunch of adorable puppies staring at you. You know what I’m saying? It just feels wrong.

- Dewitt

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Twink of the Year! That’s the title that’s been awarded to Tyler Brandon, even though we’d never heard of him until a few weeks ago. Is he worthy of this extremely honorable position? We’re not sure yet, but we’d still pound the shit out of his tight boy pussy.

Ew, did I just say “boy pussy”? Sorry about that. The sight of this guy’s pink, puckering hole sent me to a whole other dimension or something. And it probably doesn’t help that he’s a big shooter. Just imagine throwing his legs up in the air until he blows a load right onto your headboard…

- Dewitt

Photo credit: You Love Jack

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This week’s Wood is the hottie  that Katy Perry kisses in her video for  “Teenage Dream“. Josh Kloss is a model/actor who played the character Chip Saunders in the now canceled Fox series The O.C. Since the show ended, Josh hasn’t been in any movies or television shows. He’s probably really busy being ridiculously good looking. Enjoy the pictures… I sure did.

- Andy

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Sure, this may seem like a cheap attempt to plug Dominic Ford‘s 3D porn, but it’s more likely an excuse to post these really hot pictures of Spencer Reed and Cameron Marshall. Also, we’re legitimately curious about whether you’ve tried watching 3D porn.

In particular, do you think it added anything to your masturbation experience? Or was it just a novelty that you could have done without? I’ve been wondering how people felt about this concept ever since watching Whorrey Potter & The Sorcerer’s Balls.

Not to mention that I also needed an excuse to mention Dominic Ford‘s new contest “So You Think You Can Fuck“. Basically, it’s a game show where you get to have sex on camera, and anyone is encouraged to apply. I’d love to see one of you emerge as the winner, so be sure to head over to the site and submit your application!

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Dominic Ford

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