Caption This: Big Ones 
06 July 2010

Technically, it’d be for the best if you didn’t know the story behind this week’s caption-worthy image, but the curious among you can head over here for an explanation. The rest of you can try your best to come up with a hilarious caption for this picture. And let’s be honest… it shouldn’t be that hard.

Speaking of hard, we had an extremely difficult time choosing the winner for last week’s contest! Actually, that’s kind of a lie. Most of you saw sparklers in butts and immediately thought “fart joke”, and we’re a bunch of uptight bitches who really hate fart jokes. Naturally, the winning caption has nothing to do with Mexican food…

- Dewitt

To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:

Runner-Up: “Some people will do ANYTHING to be in Manhunt’s 4th of July “Caption This” photo!”

  • Brent

    I’m gonna win IPhone Wars this time.

  • Don

    Early Christmas presents: one for Mom, one for Dad, one for sister Sue, and the black one for Grandma….

  • Hanze

    Decisions, decisions, dickisions!

  • http://mtn Peter

    A queens nightmare…CHOICES….

  • haha

    fart jokes are hilarious hth

  • rich

    Objects in mirror looked at through an iPhone may look smaller than they actually are.

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  • chris

    This is the last time I check dad’s medicine cabinet.

  • T

    This is the LAST time I drop in to visit Grandma without calling first.

  • T

    Damn, I hate picking out birthday presents.

  • holypalmerskiss

    Poor Goldicocks! Once he tried them all, fucking him was like fucking a glass of water.

  • mike meyer

    wow I had no idea my roommate need3ed more than mine

  • mike meyer

    wow I had no idea my roommate needed more than mine

  • chris

    eeney, meeney, miney, HO!

  • nlavoix

    All work and no play makes me a loose boy.

  • Mr. Brightside

    I think I need a bigger butt.

  • D.

    ive got a lovely bunch of rubbernuts…..dee da le dee

  • Sal

    And magically overnight, the beans sprouted and…….

  • BlackJackHammer

    The idildo something 4 every ASSHOLE !!!

  • Nick

    OMG is that a first gen iPhone?

  • notsodumbjock

    Hmm… Which one doesn’t fit?

  • Mcknight

    size queen much?

  • LilLatinGuy

    Fresh haircut $25, Iphone $99, Hot tattoos $300, Asking to use the bathroom at your latest tricks house…Priceless

  • sam

    Matt showed up for his first date with that nice guy from ManHunt, but got a little intimidated….

  • Bill

    Oh no! I just sent this pic to my mom.

  • Bill

    Mom I have something to tell you.

  • Bill

    Shit this just went out to every one I know. How am I going to explane it to mom and dad.

  • Spawn42

    What?!? All of them…at one time?

  • Pulling Skin From the Bottom of My Foot

    eenie, meenie, minie, mo…

  • hank

    I don’t have enough holes!

  • Randy

    Well the gangs all here, Murdock, Baracus, Hannibal, and Faceman! GO A-TEAM!

  • Jimmy

    Its right there, on the shelf in the, next the the giant dildo.

  • Jimmy

    Its right there, on the shelf, next the the giant dildo.

  • Cman65

    Guys we are so going to need MORE LUBE!!!

  • kboy21

    What?? The camera adds 10 pounds!!

  • frederick

    Being told to “pick the one that is not like the others” was causing Bob great consternation.

  • Patrick

    Jesus,you can’t even trust interns to organize their dicks properly.

  • bryanbami

    iphone wars-the big dildo contest.

    A size queen’s dream collection.

    FOUR DILDO’S AND A PORN STAR.

    And how do i compete against these?

    This package comes with four dildo’s a porn star and an iphone. Operators are standing by for your call

    So many toys, so little time.

  • bryanbami

    Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,thursday …..wait there are 3 missing

    Boys and their toys.

    Yes im just as big.

    Can you see me clearly?

    Look! Five big dicks!!!

    This is what happens when you cant make up your mind.

    Buy these four dildo’s and get me for free.

  • zachRY

    just be glad it wasn’t underwear then we will be hear all day

  • frederick

    Much like his sizing dilemma at Starbucks, Bob was having trouble discerning his dates request for a “large one”.

  • Anthony

    I thought mom’s purse looked a little bulky…she took three of them! D<

  • Tskunt

    My fantasy Semi-Champion World Cup Finalists.

  • http://www.cheapadultstuff.com GTM

    Wait a minute…I”m sure I left my car keys on this shelf!

  • bryanbami

    I’ve heard of The black sheep in the family but the black dildo?

  • Armando

    Dad? I thought I had something to tell you, but do you have something to tell me?

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