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July 23, 2010

Secret Sex: Joss Whedon

As much as I have my geeky tendencies, I’ve never been one to follow or ever consider attending Comic-Con. Perhaps I’m not dedicated enough, as I’d prefer the casual geek lifestyle to ultimate fanboy status. There are few things I obsess over that don’t have balls attached to them.

With that said, I did hear the exciting news that Joss Whedon will be directing the upcoming Avengers flick, which is especially exciting after the whole Wonder Woman fiasco. For those who don’t know, Whedon is the creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Dollhouse and Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog. Basically, he’s a genius.

Although I’ve hesitated to say this in the past, it’s time for me to finally go there–I’d definitely sleep with Joss Whedon. It’s not like I’d ever actually have a chance, given that he’s married (to a woman). But seriously? His brain gives me a total boner.

– Dewitt

To see one of my favorite pictures ever of Joss Whedon, follow the JUMP:

SO SASSY!

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wondermann 10:52pm on July 25, 2010

I agree, I would sleep with Joss. Guys like are usually good at sex, so why not. Oh, you should go to Comic Con, Dewitt. You might like it

  • GTM

    sorry dewitt, I’m usually with you, but I’ll have to take a pass on this one…

  • LEO

    Joss is an AMAZINGLY creative man but I will pass too.

  • Tom in STL

    Joss Whedon is very talented. Would I sleep with Joss Whedon? No. Would I sleep with David Boreanaz? Oh, hell yes!

  • I’m with Tom. No on Whedon, hell to the yes on David.

  • Rooney

    What Wonder Woman fiasco?

  • Cooper

    I got your back Dewitt! Hell yes! can you say “Eiffel Tower?” Then he can write a musical about it starring NPH and DB!

  • Brad

    Ew….

    I’d totally have sex with his brain… but his body and face… no thanks.

    He’s also responsible for a web-series called “The Guild” and that’s pretty funny too… If you’re a gamer… or, gaymer =)

  • I agree, I would sleep with Joss. Guys like are usually good at sex, so why not. Oh, you should go to Comic Con, Dewitt. You might like it