Once upon a time, a young woman went on a job interview. She made a shocking discovery upon arriving at her potential employer’s office. Instead of bringing her resume, she grabbed a binder with her strap-on dildo! Luckily, her interviewer loved getting fucked up the ass, so it all worked out in her favor. THE END.

We hope you enjoyed this lovely story. If the accompanying photos don’t manage to give you a boner, they’ll at least give you a good laugh or two. The “acting” in this sequence is so ridiculous that we couldn’t resist posting this scene. While it’s not explicitly bisexual like last week‘s post, the important part is that some guy’s getting his hungry hole stuffed… On an unrelated note, do you think she got the job?

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Ladies Fucking Gents

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You might want to get your hands on a copy of the September issue of Attitude. Within the pages of the magazine lies an underwear editorial by Swedish photographer Tomas Falmer, and there’s a pretty good chance that it’ll put a tent in your pants. A boner tent, obviously.

Not only is the featured model extraordinarily sexy, but Falmer’s camerawork is absolutely stunning. From the subdued color scheme to the excellent compositions, we’re not having an easy time removing our eyes from these images. Let’s just hope someone else will clean all the drool off our desks…

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Tomas Falmer

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We know somebody’s going to complain that Stephen Bamber only has one facial expression. But let’s take a moment and be honest with one another–do you really choose your bedmates based on their ability to make different facial expressions? Probably not.

It’s okay if you don’t want to have sex with Stephen Bamber. After all, everyone’s turned on by different qualities in a man! However, can we please not blame your lack of attraction on his inability to produce different facial expressions? Thanks!

Now if you’ll excuse me for a moment, I’m going to daydream about gazing into Stephen’s eyes as I plow him with his legs thrown in the air. Feel free to join me in this exercise.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Jin Wang

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So you’re probably aware that we’re big fans of Scott Alexander. I mean, what’s not to love about this man? Aside from the fact that he has a huge cock, he’s proven on numerous occasions that he knows what he’s doing with it. Our holes twitch at the mere sight of him!

Of course, Scott isn’t just about bending boys over and pounding their tight holes. He’s been known to spread his muscular cheeks every now and then, and we’ve been known to cum all over ourselves whenever it happens. Kudos to Drake Rock for getting those legs in the air.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Drake Rock

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You may have noticed that we’ve yet to cover Mason Wyler‘s HIV status. This is partially because it’s a very messy situation, packed with internal drama that we could never comprehend. On top of that, other blogs have been doing a great job at tackling this matter in a thought-provoking fashion.

Feel free to consider this a cop out, or call us cowardly for not taking a stance. But honestly? It’s not our place. If we’re going to say anything about this, we’ll leave it at this–Porter Wescott is a total douche. After ranting on his blog about the Wylers being bad roommates, he then tweeted that they were “spreading disease”. This was pretty much the springboard for a certain blogger to publish Mason’s status (whether he chooses to admit it or not).

Long story short, we would have thought Porter’s actions were immature regardless of whether they led to Mason getting outed as HIV-positive. In fact, it’s made watching his videos incredibly unpleasant, to the point that we can’t even enjoy watching him get fucked in the ass by Randy Blue newcomer Ash Taylor.

I mean, can you still fantasize about having sex with Porter after witnessing such catty behavior? It doesn’t matter whether you’re Team Mason or Team Porter. Hell, we’re not sure we’re either of the two. But when it all comes down to it… would you hit that?

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Randy Blue

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