
Earlier this week, everyone was creaming their pants over Rolling Stone‘s upcoming True Blood cover. This didn’t come as much of a surprise, considering that the shot features Anna Paquin sandwiched between two very naked male costars. But are Stephen Moyer and Alexander Skarsgard‘s naked torsos enough to negate the fake blood ickiness?
Believe it or not, my answer is “no”. Those two could have been engaged in the sixty-nine position without Paquin, and it’d still elicit the same response in my pants. I can handle a little fake blood on someone’s lips, but this takes things to an extremely unsexy level. Of course, that’s just my opinion. Did you pop a boner over this cover?
- Dewitt
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UPDATE: How about this version?

Another one, via Pretty On The Outside:










