
It’s official! Cazwell can no longer be considered a rapper. Then again, his rhymes are so weak that I’m not sure you could have ever considered him a rapper. But that’s not the point here. After watching his latest music video for “Ice Cream Truck”, I’ve come to one conclusion–Cazwell was made to create softcore porn soundtracks.
This is the shittiest piece of shit song that’s ever shitted in my ears. Yet despite how terrible it is, I can’t stop watching the video. Cazwell and his brigade of go-go boys are looking atrociously sexy, and it’s much easier to enjoy this when you set the YouTube player to mute. You can even play some real hip-hop over it!
All shit talk aside, I won’t pretend that I’d turn down a chance to cum on Cazwell’s face. Who knows? Maybe my creative juices would provide him some inspiration for a legitimately good track! Oh wait, he’s already written a song about that…
- Dewitt
To watch the music video for “Ice Cream Truck”, follow the JUMP:








