We can remember the Malachi Marx backlash like it was yesterday. One minute you were worshipping his butthole like it was sent from the heavens above, and then he announced that he was retiring and releasing a book about his gay-for-pay career. That’s when it all went to shit.
The feedback on our exclusive two partinterview leaned heavily towards the negative side. Later, we learned that Malachi doesn’t quite understand the meaning of “retirement“. Shortly after, there was the interview where he talked about puking after sex with another man. This one’s a charmer, ain’t he?
Love him or hate him, it doesn’t change that fact that he’s back on Randy Blue yet again, putting his lips all over Diego Sans‘ naughty spots. Having been inspired by this surprise return, we’ve got to ask–would you hit that?