
You know that guy who’s always posing half-naked for photo shoots? Apparently, he was in this movie called Twilight. We’re having trouble remembering of his name, because all we can think about are his chiseled abs and bulging biceps appearing on the covers of several magazines.
What’s that you say? His name is Kellan Lutz or something? We’re sorry, but can you repeat that? We got so distracted by the gigantic bulge on our computer screen that we couldn’t bother to listen. Mmm, we can’t stop fantasizing about unwrapping that package and deepthroating his huge dick.
So yeah, whoever this dude is, he was recently quoted saying: “By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career.” Let’s just hope he continues being a piece of meat for a good remainder of his career, eh?
- Dewitt
For a gratuitous shot of Kellan’s bulge, follow the JUMP:










