Secret Sex: Surprise Party

In case you’re wondering, the Saturday Night Live sketch “Surprise Party” isn’t anywhere near as funny when mouthed by a shirtless dude. It may even be the most annoying thing I’ve ever seen or heard! However, the guy in the video that’s been making the rounds? I’d totally cum all over his face.

Not only would I give him a facial, but I’d jizz so much on him that it’d be dripping down his chin in copious amounts. And then do you know what I’d do next? Take a moment to recover from my first ‘gasm, have a beer and then blow a load on his face again. Just sayin’.

- Dewitt

To watch the “Surprise Party” video, follow the JUMP:

And here’s the original clip: