
We’re amazed that it’s taken us this long to write about a song in which Enrique Iglesias sings about fucking us. Who cares if it’s another headache-inducing dance track where he’s Auto-Tuned beyond belief? We just like to imagine Enrique serenading us with an acoustic version of this track, as he slowly gyrates in a sweaty jockstrap.
As an additional bonus, this isn’t anywhere near as whiny as “I Like It”, and the music video involves absolutely zero members of the Jersey Shore cast. Of course, there technically isn’t a music video for this song, so we can’t promise Snooki won’t jump out and ruin everything for us. You never know. She’s tricky like that.
UPDATE: There is now a music video. It involves an orgy. Need we say more?
- Dewitt
To listen to “Tonight (I’m Fuckin’ You)”, follow the JUMP:








