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February 22, 2011

Celebrity Skin: Austin Armacost

You already know my feelings on Austin Armacost. And if you don’t? Let me sum them up for you–I’d totally bang the hell out of him. Even though The A-List New York may be the worst representation of gay life since Peter Labarbera‘s blog, it’s clearly entertaining enough to draw in a decent audience.

Rumor has it that the second season’s about to go into production, and they’re still looking for a hot single guy and a fashionista diva to join the cast. Think you know someone who’d fit the bill? Do you happen to be that someone? Head over here for more details, as well as the official application.

We know, we know! You’re all rushing to fill out those forms. ::note sarcasm:: If you need any extra incentive, here’s something that should interest you. Word on the street is that Mr. Armacost will be posing naked (again) in the near future. Not just booty. Full-on peen shots! Are you about to say something snarky or bitchy in response to this news? Perfect! Then you’re a reality star in the making. Seriously, fill out your application now.

– Dewitt

To check out some naked shots of Austin Armacost, follow the JUMP:

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  • Jason Pinkfloydfan

    he’s cute just too feminim for my taste

  • Ds

    Nice

  • JarredMikkal

    feminine is an understatement. This show makes me wanna barf.

  • Cuteman43

    There is drama with all gays, but with the A list they don’t just take it to another level. They jump it up about 10 levels. The way most of them acted I sure would not want to be friends with them.

  • topmanonly

    NASTY NASTY NASTY!!….Need I say more…The “A” list should be called the “F” list for fags, its push gays men back 20 years!

  • Mike the photographer is the hottest one on there. And he seems fairly real too. Probably why he isn’t on all that much… or maybe he can only take the rest of the cast in small doses…

  • Apollo312

    Why is it that this average bodied guy has such an attraction? The only thing going for him is his face. His demeanor, attitude and “better than you” mentality on A-List NY made him so unattractive.

  • He was always hot, he just pissed me off and he cried way too much.

  • TommyTrojan

    Totally agree that that trainwreck of a show set us back 20 years, but good god damn if that Austin isn’t one fucking hot mess!

    Those eyes and that devilish, boyish smile got me every time. I would do whatever he wanted if he looked at me like that. And that fact that he prefers to run around naked all the time, well…that’s just icing on the cake.

    Speaking of Austin being (almost) naked and “icing” on one’s “cake”, I am going to go have some fun with that first shot of him lying out centerfold style by the pool. Ankle bracelets on men are totally slutty…

  • breon

    I like the old sugar daddy sitting at the bar with him…Or is that Marc Jacobs in bad lighting..lol!

  • That girl is a hot mess. Makes for good TV though.

  • thick9guy

     First of all, I only watched 3/4 of a single episode of this television show and I already found myself wanting to hit each one of those bitches in the face. I didn’t like the show at all, I think they were all pretentious, drama-causing, clicky, A-List wannabe faggots who think their shit don’t stink. I never watched another episode.
    After watching what little of the only episode that I did watch, I could already tell that Austin is nothing but a manipulative little douche bag with pure potential to be a typical homosexual whore. Sad, but true. This post does absolutely nothing for me.

  • Simon Sez

    ” Ankle bracelets on men are totally slutty” No shit Sherlock

  • Joel Flammer

    k…