Straight dudes hate being called out on their bromances. In fact, they pretty much hate hearing the word “bromance”, “mandate”, “bro-crush” or any similar term. We learned this the hard way when we drew attention to one of our heterosexual colleagues’ platonic bond with another co-worker. They didn’t respond well to this moment of truth.
Actually, they kind of just sat there and stared at us with blank expressions on their faces. But you could tell that inside of their brains, they were making plans to rip our faces off! We swear it’s true… Long story short, Brody Jenner single-handedly ruined friendship for straight men. That’s our story, and we’re sticking to it.
- Dewitt
For some (slightly irrelevant) fake nudes of Brody Jenner, follow the JUMP:
And here’s some actual ass crack action…
