Just The Tips: Establish Your “Fucket List”
I’ll be honest. I had never heard the term “fucket list” until someone referenced it on our post about underwater blowjobs. To briefly sum it up, it’s essentially a list of sexual deeds you’d like to do before you die. Everyone should have one… Which makes me wonder why I’ve yet to start mine.
If I’m being entirely truthful, most of my list will be inspired by gay porn. Given my line of work, it’s on my mind every day of every week, so you can probably understand where I’m coming from! As it stands, one of the first new additions to my fucket list was inspired by Landon Conrad and Parker Perry‘s scene in Fleet Week 2.
Long story short, I want to head down to New York City during Fleet Week and sleep with a sailor. This may not be an easy task to accomplish (or maybe it is), but I’m now fully committed to making it happen. Which means it’s going to happen. When I set my eyes on the prize, I have a tendency to snag it.
Aside from making your sex life more fun, your fucket list could also make for an interesting pick-up line–“I’ve always wanted to check having sex in the bathroom of this bar off my fucket list. Any interest in helping me out?” Or maybe that’d be a bit too forward. We’ll work on the execution while you work on compiling your lists.
UPDATE: Who or what is on your fucket list? Tweet your ideas along with the hashtag #fucketlist!
Photo credit: Falcon Studios
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