No, this question isn’t a joke! If we’re being entirely honest, our past few rounds of Would You Hit That have been far too obvious. Of course most of you want to sleep with Bradley Cooper and Matt Damon! That isn’t exactly rocket science…
But how about former American Idol judge Simon Cowell? As he kicks off the first US season of The X Factor, we can’t help but wonder if any of you will be watching it for him alone. Have you ever fantasized about fucking him senseless and receiving a smashing critique for your performance? Or having him spout out derogatory phrases as he plows you hard from behind? It’s totally okay if you say “yes” to these questions. Totally okay.
- Dewitt
To check out a shirtless pic and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
Just for fun! Here’s a slightly idealized version…
