Picture it. You’re alone in a locker room receiving a private karate lesson from a handsome instructor. A hint of chest hair peeks out from his uniform’s neckline, and you’re beginning to worry that he’ll catch on to your lusty attraction. And yet you can’t […]
Day: April 26, 2011
Celebrity Skin: Peter Sarsgaard
While writing the “Trailer Trash: Green Lantern” post yesterday, I noted that Peter Sarsgaard is playing the villain. This made me happy for two reasons. One is that he’s a kickass actor, so we’re sure to get one good performance in the film. Two is […]
Bi The Way: Cody Cummings, John Magnum & Kandi Milan
Don’t be scared by the lady parts! This bisexual threeway between Cody Cummings, John Magnum and Kandi Milan is worth it for this facial expression alone. As if that weren’t enough, you get to see a legitimately cute chick (seriously, even we’re kind of turned […]
Quickie: David Gandy
The D&G doesn’t just stand for “Dolce” and “Gabbana.” David Gandy is a British model who functions as one of the Italian fashion house’s male muses. He’s what happens when James Bond infiltrates the Mad Men offices and makes everyone (women AND men) completely soaked […]
Ryan Phillippe, Say It Isn’t So!
You can’t see it, but I’m wearing a black veil today due to Ryan Phillippe telling Page Six that he’s considering retiring from acting permanently. You vacuous cherub, you can’t! You’re so adorable, and you have a nice body. Sure, the apex of your career […]
Manhunt On Demand Gets A Makeover!
Have you seen the new Manhunt On Demand? Our hardcore pay-per-view theater recently received a major face lift, including (but not limited to) an enhanced layout, easier navigation, thousands of new scene pics and a free “preview any scene” feature. To celebrate the occasion, we’re […]
Caption This: Twink On A Sink
Here’s a picture of a skinny twink squatting on top of a sink! Though we censored it for those of you who don’t enjoy looking at buttholes before lunchtime, you’re free to click through at your own convenience and see him in all his glory. […]
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Grand Finale
Judging from our Facebook feed, people have very strong opinions about last night’s season finale of RuPaul’s Drag Race. As you may already know, the three remaining queens–Alexis Mateo, Manila Luzon and Raja–put some bass in their walk for RuPaul‘s newest music video “Champion”. Truthfully? […]
Dude! Bro! Zak Bagans Is So Hot That It’s Scary…
So, I’ve recently discovered this show called [who cares, that guy is cute]. It’s all about [who cares, that guy is cute]. My favorite episode was the one about [who cares, that guy is cute]. Okay, okay! So the show is called Ghost Adventures, and […]