You can’t see it, but I’m wearing a black veil today due to Ryan Phillippe telling Page Six that he’s considering retiring from acting permanently. You vacuous cherub, you can’t! You’re so adorable, and you have a nice body. Sure, the apex of your career was the dual shower scenes in I Know What You Did Last Summer and Cruel Intentions (one with ass!), but your beauty lives on (despite Rihanna not feeling it)!
This is total bullshit, of course. Ry Guy has a movie coming out (The Bang Bang Club) and you gotta sell it somehow so why not announce a premature exit from the business? Cuz, let’s face it, the ex-wife got the talent in the family. But I won’t lie and say I haven’t had a hungover Sunday afternoon in which I rent a movie via On Demand primarily because he’s in it. It has nothing to do with his thespian skills or lack thereof, but in hopes that he’s showing as much skin as possible.
- J. Harvey
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