Channing Tatum is a big meatstick of an actor who normally plays monosyllabic types who like to fight, fight some more and then fight Cobra Commander. His next flick, however, will be a little closer to home for him. When Tatum was 19, he was a thong-wearin’, bachelorette party-lovin’, boy band sex fantasy purveyin’ male stripper! Despite being saddled with a total gay porn star name (did his dad work for Falcon Studios?), Tatum was all hetero as he ground his ass on the ladies’ laps and teased them by lifting a really big sweater (check out the video) off his perfect abs. He’s set to work with Oscar-winning director Steven Soderbergh on Magic Mike, which will be inspired by his g-string glory days. Tatum will play a veteran stripper coaching a newbie. Taylor Lautner, call your agent!
I’m already up on Fandango looking for tickets. Monosyllabic is fine by me if he’s going to be wearing very little clothing for close to two hours. Let’s form a prayer circle now for that elusive cock shot.
- J. Harvey
To check out another still and an annoyingly censored video from Tatum’s exotic dancer days, Follow the JUMP:
