Hot or Not: Low Hangers
I’ve had this picture on my desktop for ages, anxiously awaiting an opportunity to write this Hot or Not post. I’m pretty sure the man above is a model from Sean Cody. Frankly, it’s been so long, I have no fucking clue about him except for one big thing… His balls hang really low.
Even so, this is nothing compared to Franklin, another Sean Cody model whose nuts hang so damn low that you could swing from one end of the room to another. Franklin has been given the prestigious title of “Balls of The Year” by Jack of Gay Porn Blog (also known as, my favorite person on the internet). And, in case you missed it, Jack made a ton of GIFs featuring those low hangers doing what they do best—slapping against another dude’s taint and waving back and forth a whole lot. Look at them. No, really! Look at them.
Taking all of this into consideration, I thought this would be the perfect lead-in for a discussion on all those swaying sacks out there. Are low hangers hot? Do you like the feeling of them slapping against your chin? The way they hang over your nose when you’re sixty-nining or getting your face fucked? So many questions, so little time!
To check out Franklin and his low hangers, follow the JUMP:
Here’s a series of Franklin getting it on with Dennis. Some of these images may be irrelevant to the topic at hand, but we encourage you to image the sounds his balls are making at any point within this scene. Slap. Slap. Slap. It’s like they’re wrecking balls, ready to destroy anything in their path. They have a mind of their own! I can’t even handle it.
Oh, and did I mention you should check out these GIFs?