Fuck, Marry, Block: Disgraced Politicians

June 07, 2011
dewitt
Entertainment
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“Fuck, Marry, Block” is nothing if not topical. Politicians can sometimes be a lascivious sort. Perhaps the urge to serve in a governmental capacity and be in the spotlight also manifests itself as an urge to put your penis or a pic of it where it doesn’t belong? Do they WANT to get caught? Maybe Anderson will do a show on it.

Today’s FMB is all about disgraced politicians. Anthony Weiner… well, you know what he did. Congressman Chris Lee resigned after he answered a woman’s Craigslist ad with a topless pic of himself and Gawker ran it. Former North Carolina senator and two-time presidential candidate John Edwards famously cheated on his cancer-stricken wife with a woman who later had his baby.

You have to fuck one of these politicos, marry one of them, and block one on Manhunt. Let us know what you decide in the comments section!

- J. Harvey

For pics of the men in question, Follow the JUMP:

Anthony Weiner

Chris Lee

John Edwards

www.shakeitoffnow.info

Block everyone of them…they are truly a disgrace to our country!!
Jgeshleman

i’m only in it for the sex….so i will fuck the obvious answer. mr weiner…kidding. chris lee
WestAtlBear

Block ‘em all … except for the one who posed for Men’s Fitness recently. At least he’s up-front about it.
Bluejay_2_billiken

Block John Edward…. Really????
Mary Chris Lee
Fuck Weiner…. I couldnt live with him and not crack a joke every five seconds
Jess

Block - Edwards and Weiner

Marry and Fuck Lee … CONSTANTLY!
RobM

I’d so fuck John Edwards, maybe marry Chris Lee (or shack up) and block Weiner, something just creepy about him. And yes, the all are disgraces to our country, but when it comes to sex, who really gives a shit?
Rick

I realize that’s he not part of this post, but am I the only one that thinks Eliot Spitzer is oddly hot?
Pyuren

I have my standards and none of them are acceptable ;-)lol
wrestlesex

Fuck– Edwards. No way I’d marry the guy with his history, but there are far worse out there.
Marry — Weiner. IMHO, he’s hot, enough so that I wouldn’t mind him in my bed every night.
Block — Lee. He’s a Republican.
Victor CCS

Block: Weiner & Edwards
Fuck & Marry: Chris Lee
V-8

I’d fuck Lee, fuck Edwards, and fuck Weiner…
Guy

None of them.
I’d like to hang out with Weiner though cuz though kitties are cute.
bliss69

Fuck: Lee…hot as hell, but a right wing wacko, so only good for an anonymous shag.
Marry: Weiner…great sense of humor, smart, and a rockin’ bod…bring it on daily
Block: Edwards…used to want to fuck, marry & elect, but his burgeoning sleaze factor has brought him way down
MassagebyD

don’t forget Bill Clinton and Monica !!!!!! he was damn Lucky L0L
I’m sure there is hundred out there just waiting to fuck Up!!!!! Only gays guys more like to tell the true about Sex with all detail at once……
Meridianguy

Let’s see the Weiner Weener!
Dave

Fuck Weiner cuz that is one impressive wiener. Block the other two. I don’t fuck republicans or douchebags.
Jason

Fuck: Weiner…He’s got a hot body and what looks like a damn impressive weiner, but there’s something a little creepy about him. I’d want him in bed every once in a while, but wouldn’t want to have to be around him every day.
Marry: Lee…Right wing status notwithstanding, what a hot man. He’s definitely got that suburban soccer dad look going for him, which is sexy as hell to me. I’d have to have him in bed as often as possible. In bed…the kitchen…the shower…all over the house. Mmm….MMM! He’d just have to keep his mouth shut when it comes to politics.
Block: Edwards…I agree with the poster who said he used to want to fuck & marry. Finding out what a douchebag someone is really DOES make them less attractive. It’s one thing to send a picture of your junk to a bunch of chicks or to be a right-wing nutjob. But it takes a real special brand of scumbag to screw around on your wife when she’s dying of cancer.
Skiguy60657

Fuck Edwards
Marry (and FUCK till the kingdom come) Weiner
Block the right wing creep
Ronnie

Fuck John Edwards doggy style just to pull on that hair he spends so much money getting cut. Block Lee and maybe fuck Weiner, but none of them are marriage material.
ShyRonnie

Yes.
ShyRonnie

Fuck Lee, then Marcia Brady, I mean Edwards. Block Weiner.
Anothershadeofblue

Waste all the creeps. Pure trash!!!
max9607

yep. I’d swap spit with Spitzer. He has very raw sexualty.
No-Personality

Block Edwards.
Lee seems to have the best body, by far, so Fuck him.
And… Weiner looks kinda cute but possibly very annoying. So the Marry or Block options seem equally possible with him.

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