Meet Richard. He’s a cute Canadian homosexual who has tried every supposedly “gay” activity, and just doesn’t feel like he fits in. So he joined Toronto Gay Rugby, and found out that those sexy scrums are where he belongs!
Here’s a cute vid that the team made about how hot rugby is. That’s probably not supposed to be the gist, but I have straight friends who played rugby in college. I went to a couple of their games, and I won’t lie – I was boned. Sticking your head between other dudes’ legs, hoisting guys up by their asses, and short shorts are a required part of the sport. Everyone is beefy, and hairy, and they tend to get changed right there on the sidelines. Richard has the right idea.
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