ITEM - It’s news. Right? Mostly because Matt Damon never did it for me (I was always more into Ben before he got kinda old and with the wig, etc.), but now…? This new bad ass thug look he’s adopted for the District 9 guy’s new flick is hot. Swagger on over here, Matt.
Do you like Matt’s new look?
- J. Harvey
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ITEM – Gossip Girl’s Penn Badgely took his new girlfriend, Lenny Kravitz’s daughter Zoe, to a screening of the Jennifer Aniston movie Horrible Bosses. Horrible date idea, but I digress. The couple quickly left after Aniston’s character spoke the following bit of dialogue:
“Did you see ‘Gossip Girl’ last night? I fucked myself so hard [watching] that Penn Badgley guy, I broke a nail.”
Vom! Sources say that the look on Penn’s face was “priceless.” They mean “nauseated!” No one wants the sad Friend finger-banging herself over them. Especially if she’s her ostrich tip stuck up there. Someone scrub my mind, please. Let’s just look at some more pics of Penn to distract ourselves.
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ITEM - Grey’s Anatomy’s most fuckable (Team McSteamy!) doctor has entered rehab for a painkiller addiction. Eric Dane’s spokesteam says that he got hooked on dolls due to a sports injury. If he pulled a groin muscle, he didn’t need pills. I would have rolled on over to suck the pain right up out of him. Doesn’t he look like a sexy cat or something? He’s like a Thundercat. A tall, nicely shaped, highly doable Thundercat. Thundercats, ho! And by “ho,” I mean “me.” For him.
