He’s definitely proved he’s no lard-ass couch potato. And I speak from experience (the experience of being a lard-ass couch potato). Jake Pavelka was a Bachelor, specifically the one who grew to hate the lady he rosed and got into a televised bitch-brawl with her to the amusement of millions.
Pavelka comes off as a tool on TV (Vienna was not much better), and word is that he continues to be one in the new Bachelor spin-off, Bachelor Pad. This is beside the point, because that is one hot tool.
These pics are the reason I take binoculars to the beach. Don’t lie, you know you do it, too. As long as you’re surreptitious about it, no one gets hurt. At least that’s what I thought until the beach patrol arrested me for being a “creeper.” I didn’t even know there was a law against that.
Check out the picture of him with the barbells hanging down by his side. Did anyone else at first think he had a big pointy erection in that pic? Weight-lifting is sexy.
- J. Harvey
Photo credit: OK Weekly (as you probably already guessed) and Homotrophy
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