If this bearded fellow looks familiar, it’s because you’ve seen him before in my dear co-blogger’s “Must Watch: A Bear With A Butt Candle” post (which I pretty much made him write). His name is Jake Dibeler, and I am one-hundred percent addicted to his ass.
From what I understand, he’s a performance artist based in Baltimore, who spends most of his time on stage being near-naked, singing pop songs and covering himself in random food substances. There’s one video where he drizzles himself in honey, all whilst performing a choreographed routine to Mariah Carey‘s “Honey”. I’ve masturbated to it at least eighteen times. Not that I was counting or anything.
Honestly, I’m not even sure why I’m including him in the Secret Sex section, because I would thoroughly admit to anyone that I want to ravage the fuck out of this guy. If anything, I’m ashamed by the level of my obsession. There was this one time when I pretended that we were boyfriends, having sex on stage while singing Destiny’s Child songs in unison. That’s not normal, right? Whatever. It’s just how my brain works, guys!
- Dewitt
Photo credit: Jake Dibeler
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