Dewitt is going on a vacation. This is much needed, since it’s come to the point where he’s talking in third person. Even though he’s scheduled a few posts (so you don’t miss him too much), he admits that he didn’t have the patience to […]
Day: August 24, 2011
Spencer Reed + Morgan Black = Boner For Me
We’re still getting used to Spencer Reed with a beard. The alleged circumstances which caused him to grow it—no matter whose side of the story you choose to believe—are depressing in the worst way possible. Nevertheless, they’re not enough of a boner-kill to make us […]
Woof Alert: Martin Mazza
Martin Mazza’s front is boning me up something fierce. Hairy muscle is the business! Running your hands on an erotic journey (yeah, I said “erotic journey!”) from the hairy pecs, following the treasure trail, and arriving at the cock is one of my favorite types […]
Quickie: Alessandro Calza
We haven’t featured Alessandro Calza in awhile, so get to fappin’! Besides the obvious, we’ve discovered two more reasons to think Alessandro is a demigod. Firstly, he’s 40. How hot is that? We are often accused of only featuring the dewy, fresh-faced early 20s types, […]
It Happened On Manhunt: My Doctor Fantasy Came True
Have you ever fantasized about a hunky doctor whose prostate exams are extraordinarily “unconventional”? Yeah, we’ve all been there! Today’s installment of It Happened On Manhunt tells the story of a patient who got a little too excited during his regular check-up. Shortly after, he […]
Who Would You Rather?: Fright Night
The remake of Fright Night actually scored with the critics, which is pretty good for a remake of an 80s horror movie. Colin Farrell is the malevolent yet hardon-inducing vampire menacing cutie Anton Yelchin and his family. Quirky actor Christopher Mintz-Plasse plays the tragic best […]
Fucking Yourself With Dave Franco
Oh…oh…oh. James Franco’s brother Dave is hotter than he is. It’s just the truth! It became the truth when this video popped up today of Dave Franco nude and buttfucking HIMSELF. Funny or Die thinks this is comedy, WE think this is incredibly hot. The […]
Amazing TV Butts: Rodiney Santiago & Joe Manganiello
The most common response on yesterday’s A-List: New York edition of Fuck, Marry, Block was, “Can’t I just hit them all with a bus?” I’m paraphrasing here, but that would have been my response too… if I didn’t want to shove my dick so far […]