Steve Cruz has been bad. Very, very bad, from the looks of it. I’m not sure exactly what he’s done wrong, but when Officer Scott Tanner gets a hold of him the punishment is swift and fierce. And really, really fucking hot. Because honestly anything […]
Day: August 29, 2011
Celebrity Skin: Viggo Mortensen
In recent times, most male full-frontal scenes in movies are played for comedy. When Jason Segel or Ken Jeong bounce their dicks out for the audience, it’s for a gasp and a belly laugh. Although, I’m sure some of us rewound a certain scene from […]
Quickie: Yahya Doğu Demir
Yahya Doƒüu Demir is a twenty-three-year old model from Turkey, seen here in an editorial shot for the Turkish version of Elle. His pretty, pretty eyes are covered by (actually kinda hot) sunglasses in the best shots, but after looking at these photos I’m half […]
Would You Hit That?: “Jo Calderone”
The only thing worth paying attention to at last night’s MTV Video Music Awards was Beyonce’s belly, and that’s because rarely has there been a showier way of telling the world you got knocked up. Besides egomaniacal stunts like that to break up the boredom, […]
Hurricane Irene Upstaged By Penis
The video you’re about to watch involves a cock flopping around during a Weather Channel broadcast. It’s brief, and dude’s equipment isn’t going to win him any awards. But, hey, dick on the nightly news! These helpful YouTubers posted a slow-mo version. The media was […]
Random Question: Are Contact Sports Hotter Than Porn?
If you care about burly, sweaty men tackling each other in allegedly non-sexual ways, September’s a good month for you! The Rugby World Cup starts on the 8th, with hosts New Zealand taking on the giant men of Tonga. Now that rugby’s kind of a […]