Fuck, Marry, Block: Dancing With The Stars, Season 1,456,032
They announced the line-up for the next Dancing With The Stars, and it’s actually kind of interesting. You’ve got the transgendered Chaz Bono, television justice banshee Nancy Grace, Ricki Lake, and Carson Kressley! That chick’s still around? Good on her!
“Fuck, Marry, Block” just put on its sequined cha-cha heels, and wants you to dance! We’ll go with the three guys from the news season who are more attractive in a mainstream sort of way – Courtney Cox liability David Arquette, NBA player Ron Artest, and Kim Kardashian’s brother Rob.
You’ve got to fuck one (his tango got you all worked up), marry one (if he can lead like that, he’ll make a wonderful husband), and block one from your Manhunt profile (if he dances like that….well, you get the picture).
- J. Harvey
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