Congratulations! You’ve been granted the opportunity to have a lunch date with any celebrity or notable public figure, living or dead. There’s just one small catch—you have to be naked throughout the entire meal. Both of you. While blatant flirting would be allowed, absolutely no sex or touching could occur during this encounter.
Who would you choose? Right now, I’d go with Ryan Gosling (as long as he doesn’t have that awful bleach blond hair). Based on a few interviews I’ve read, he seems like he’d be good company. His tone will occasionally veer into a pretentious or condescending territory, but I can deal with that if I’m able to point at his penis and say, “Haha, I see your penis, Ryan Gosling”.
If the “no sex” rule weren’t in place, then I’d go with Mark Ruffalo. Of course, that wouldn’t even count as a “naked lunch”, because I’d just wind up pushing all the food off the table and fucking him in front of our waiter… Not that I’ve dreamt about this or anything.
- Dewitt
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This picture will always gets me pregnant…
…And let’s not forget about this.
