Celebrities stop consulting stylists as they get older! And it’s not always a good thing! Joke – Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are sporting these new looks for movies on which they’re working. Matt buzzed it all off for District 9 director Neil Blomkamp’s next project, Elysium. Ben reportedly got the Bieber for his next directorial effort, Argo. Ben looks psyched about what Mariah Carey might call a “tween pop idol midlife crisis moment” look that he’s sporting. Misery LOVES a hairpiece. Which one would you blow/rim/fuck or just make out with if you had to choose?
- J. Harvey
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