YOU ARE A FUCKING TURD

what is wrong with you??? this is the single shittest post u ever wrote.

What a fucking stupid question!!!

voted no, but i have always admired this fine person, even before u came out.,..luv her even more like a sister…, ah brother…, ah whatever…she’s adorable

I love her no matter what drag she is in..

Why would you include bulldykes on a site for gay men. LOL  However, I like Ellen as a nice human being, but I wouldn’t want to have sex with her or any woman. Duh, I’m gay. Maybe if Ellen have a hot brother, things would be different. LOL

SERIOUSLY, WHOEVER THE ARSEWIPING CUNT WHO WROTE THIS POST ON A GAY HOOKUP SITE IS SHOULD KILL THEIR WORTHLESS SELF NOW

Wow.. a little intense there Randy don’t u think?

I wouldn’t want to hit that I would just want to be her friend haha.

(i laughed my ass off at that lampshade-hanging you did, with the “are you blogging drunk again??” option you left for us.

that was funny {and fourth-wall_breaking}, guy.)

i certainly believe i would feel very blessed to have miss DeGeneres in my life as a friend..
..i am doubtful she’s the kinda “butch” that would pique my sexual interest, though.

depends, is her strap on dildo motorized or just supersized?

I’d rather take Portia to be honest.

no way jose she’s more like a Big sister but i wouldn’t mind  share secrets

and a better question would be…would ellen fuck a gay man?…i doubt it…all in all she is a cutie though

Hahaha.. you know how they say that closeted homosexuals are the most homophobic?

Does the same logic apply? Violently angry posters regarding the topic of ‘would you hit that: ellen” secretly want to pound her til she moans?

nah i wouldnt tap ellen but id fuck da shit outta portia. id keep her dick down 4 days

I have never been able to stand Ellen.

Sure id but her. Right in the fucking mouth. She is a freak her show is shite and her auidence are all on.something

I agree; I would definitely hit the girlfriend!

I think I would have more fun just taking a bubble bath with her. That’s about as close as our naughty parts need to get to each other.

I’m thinking this is you saying you want to fuck Justin Beiber without the FBI knocking on your door.

I think the staff  of Manhunt is running out of material lately

love Ellen – but not in that way … yuck.

Wouldn’t fuck her with my own arse. People act like she’s the second Jesus but she couldn’t interview a cat. Her body language is all fucked, she acts like the interviewee has leprosy, she’s hopeless.

You can stick Portia in a vat of acid too.

I agree with the “wanting to fuck the outfit” bit…if she was a guy wearing that, yes…lol