Fuck, Marry, Block: Rescue Me

September 08, 2011
dewitt
Entertainment
23 Comments

FX’s Rescue Me closes down the firehouse this week, as Denis Leary wraps up his post-9/11 dramedy. Despite all the insane scruffy soap opera goings-on (death, and dysfunction, and, well – fires), the show tended to cast truthfully. Because firefighters are hot, and so are many of the actors on the show. Let’s play “Fuck, Marry, Block” with them. We’ve got actors Mike Lombardi (who plays bisexual firefighter Mike Siletti), Steven Pasquale (who plays the dim-witted but sweet Sean Garrity), and Daniel Sunjata (ambitious ladies man Franco Rivera). One of these guys you need to fuck, another you exchange vows with, and one of them has no business near your Manhunt profile. Hit the sirens and go to it!

- J. Harvey

To play “Fuck, Marry, Block”, Follow the JUMP:

Mike Lombardi

Steven Pasquale

Daniel Sunjata

Tom Tom

Fuck Steven
Marry Mike
Block Daniel
Skiguy60657

Fuck: All
Marry: All
Block: None
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^THIS
Pretty Much An A**hole

Marry: Mikey.
Fuck: Steven and Daniel at the same time.
Block: None, I’m a selfish prick like that.
cloud9rider

hot dayum … fuck and marry ‘em all three!
cockadoome

block the bottom one… gross

then i guess fuck the other two at once. already married so i’ll just do a double penetration fuck with the top two who are passably shaggable. bottom one repulsive
Ariel

If I’m only basing it on pictures, there is no way I would block any of them. It would definitely be all about personality.
fred mcclintock

I agree, the penis shot is just horrible. the bottom man is so unattractive. the other two i am not particularly fussed by, but i could do
Skaterboy8

This is one tough decision…. I don’t think you did Steven justice. Not fair to show Mike and Daniel showing skin.
http://www.facebook.com/XwhyterabbitX Anthony Powers

couldn’t i just fuck them all and figure out which one to marry along the way?
BLACKjackHAMMER

Block none , Marry none, FUCK ALL !!
Kenneth

I would fuck and marry Daniel Sunjata.
steve

I’ll be a bigamist and marry them all, but in the states you can’t legally marry! so send them to me in spain, here it’s all legal.
Come on USA, catch up with the rest of europe legalise gay marriage!!!!!!!!!
RobM

If we HAVE to choose…

I’m fucking Steve
although I’m not the marrying type, I’m marrying Mike
and unfortunately, that leaves me blocking Daniel…although I’d ask him over if Mike were out of town ;0)
Chase Me

wow.. all hot, and nude scene guy is DAMN hot.. oops, sorry just dropped the soap.
Mat

Fuck Steven
Mary Mike
Block Daniel
apothos

fuck mike, marry steven, block daniel
Ricky

Fuck Daniel
Marry Mike
Block Steven
MUSCLE DAD

fuck daniel
mary mike
Block steven

Steven not that hot
mike is so fucking hot
daneil would fuck his nude pic is from the broadway play take me out, saw that it was a great play and so fucking hot
devilsgrin

Marry: Mike
Fuck: Steven and Daniel
Block: None.
Vampyre927

Fuck and marry all three, but esp Mike. I could wake up to that man every day!!
joe smith

Fuck & Marry: Steven & MikeBlock: Daniel
www.supersamfitness.com

Marry – Daniel
Fuck – Mike
Block- Steven

Fuck, Marry, Block: Rescue Me

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