Fuck, Marry, Block: Rescue Me
FX’s Rescue Me closes down the firehouse this week, as Denis Leary wraps up his post-9/11 dramedy. Despite all the insane scruffy soap opera goings-on (death, and dysfunction, and, well – fires), the show tended to cast truthfully. Because firefighters are hot, and so are many of the actors on the show. Let’s play “Fuck, Marry, Block” with them. We’ve got actors Mike Lombardi (who plays bisexual firefighter Mike Siletti), Steven Pasquale (who plays the dim-witted but sweet Sean Garrity), and Daniel Sunjata (ambitious ladies man Franco Rivera). One of these guys you need to fuck, another you exchange vows with, and one of them has no business near your Manhunt profile. Hit the sirens and go to it!
- J. Harvey
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