Whoo-hoo! The first time I get to run “iPhone Wars”! It’s an honor and a privilege, Dewitt! One of the most wondrous things about that little rectangle of Apple technology is that it seems to magically coerce hot guys into taking hot pics of themselves with very little clothing. Mr. Jobs should be commended. You don’t even need an app for that!
This week’s contestants are somewhat of a mystery. They’re dudes who have decided to make it all about their bodies by blocking their faces from us. All we really have to go on is their hot abs and, in one case, a gorgeous dick. Decisions, decisions.