Celebrity Skin: The Chris Evans “What’s Your Number?” Motherlode

That new Anna Faris comedy What’s Your Number? was in theaters for about 3 milliseconds and word is that it sucked. But nothing can suck if it involves copious amounts of almost nude Chris Evans. The creators of the flick obviously knew they had a flop, so they stripped him down as much as possible to get some homos in there. Fools. They never heard of screencaps? Feast your eyes on a plethora of Chris pics. Word is that it isn’t his ass in those “leaping off the dock” pics, but I refuse to believe it. Is anyone out there a celebrity male ass investigator? Sit down, Tom Cruise.

Wait, does he have a boner in one of those basketball court pics?

- J. Harvey

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