Fuck, Marry, Block: American Horror Story
Ok, who watched American Horror Story last night? That shizz was EFFED UP. What was real? What was a dream? How did Jessica Lange get to be so completely awesome? Does Dylan McDermott always cry when he beats off? So many questions!
We just had to celebrate one of the more confusing (and masturbation-infused) shows on television with a “Fuck, Marry, Block”. There’s not a lot to work with. We can’t really include Denis O’Hare who plays the family-killing burn victim Lawrence Harvey. Not because he’s disfigured, it’s because his character wears fedoras! That’s becoming a sign of true evil.
We’ve got Dylan McDermott (sleepwalking Dad who whacks off), Evan Peters (TRULY psycho teen), and…let’s call him Fetish Ghost! Yes, the haunted house the family moves into has a ghost of the kinky guy in the box from Pulp Fiction. Ryan Murphy’s pervy!
You know how it plays. Fuck one, marry one, and block one on Manhunt!
- J. Harvey
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