Fuck, Marry, Block: CNN Money’s 40 Under 40

Here’s a few dudes that we’re all probably going to be working for someday. They’ve all made CNN Money’s 40 Under 40 list.

Seriously, these dudes have $$$$$. I’m already getting massive plastic surgery to become a buxom blonde woman who’s a lady in the street and a freak in the bed.  A lady who can forgive Jack Dorsey’s nose ring in that picture. A lady…wait, we’re talking about Seacrest.

Mark Zuckerberg is the eccentric young guy who came up with Facebook. Jack Dorsey was in on the creation of Twitter, got axed, then got hired back and basically took it over. And Ryan Seacrest is the asshole who foisted the Kardashians on the world. Still cute, though, despite being made of cream cheese. Which one would you fuck, which one would you marry, and which one would you block from your Manhunt profile. If you want to marry ALL of them, and have the most lavish gay wedding in history (SWANS!), we understand.

- J. Harvey

Check out more pics after the JUMP:

Mark Zuckerberg

Jack Dorsey

Ryan Seacrest

Kidding!